"Stop trying to make everyone happy you're not whiskey" Minimal Script Tee

"Stop trying to make everyone happy you're not whiskey" Minimal Script Tee

White / XS
$28.28
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"Stop trying to make everyone happy you're not whiskey" Minimal Script Tee

"Stop trying to make everyone happy you're not whiskey" Minimal Script Tee

$28.28
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Vibrant, Long-Lasting Prints
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.75 19.75 20.75 22.75 24.75 26.75 28.75
Length, in 26.25 27.25 27.75 28.75 29.75 30.25 31.25
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00
This relaxed boxy tee speaks with quiet confidence. The lightweight, pill-resistant cotton drapes with an easy, dropped-shoulder silhouette that feels lived-in from the first wear. A centered, understated typographic design reads like a short private note — wry and slightly rebellious — that pairs naturally with high-waisted jeans, a linen blazer, or slow Sunday mornings at a café. It’s for people who value comfort without sacrificing a little sharp humor. Soft to the touch, breathable through the seasons, and built to last thanks to reinforced topstitching, this shirt becomes a go-to layer you reach for when you want to look calm, composed, and a little irreverent.

Product features
- 100% cotton solids; Athletic Heather blends (90% cotton/10% polyester)
- Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft hand
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, boxy fit
- Double-needle stitching on sleeves, neck, and hem for durability
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) with a tear-away label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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100% combed cotton (mugs are ceramic, dishwasher & microwave safe). Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not iron directly on the print.

“I love this brand! The prints are hilarious and the quality is way better than I expected.”

– Maya R.

“Ordered a mug as a joke gift and ended up keeping it for myself. Customer service was excellent too.”

– Diego P.

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