"All I Want Is Illegal, Expensive or Curly" Statement Shirt

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.75	19.75	20.75	22.75	24.75	26.75	28.75
Length, in	26.25	27.25	27.75	28.75	29.75	30.25	31.25
Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00

This oversized boxy tee carries a crisp, confident voice. The front text—bold, centered, and unapologetic—reads like an inside joke between friends who know the struggle of pricey beauty routines and rebellious style. Wear it when you want comfort without hiding your personality: the dropped shoulders and roomy cut let you move freely, while the clean neckline and sturdy double-stitched hems keep the look tidy. It layers easily over a bralette or under a denim jacket, and the soft combed cotton feels lived-in from the first wear. Slip into this tee for a coffee run, a low-key hangout, or a lazy weekend when you want your outfit to do the talking for you.

Product features
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (varies by color) for soft feel
- Relaxed, oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders
- Durable double-needle stitching at sleeve, neck, and hem
- Medium weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) — substantial but breathable
- Tear-away label for comfortable, smooth neckline

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean